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Dad Jokes: Chuck Norris Facts By Joel Anderson, 2024

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Here are just a few Chuck Norris facts: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. This print may appear to display humorous jokes, but everyone who reads it will know in their gut that these are indisputable facts. Kinda like the periodic table, which Chuck Norris doesn't abide by, since the only element he needs is the Element of Surprise. Guaranteed to make your wall stronger, this print is sure to not only make any room cool, it will act as a protective force field. This print will look killer as a poster, canvas, metal sign, postcard or notecard. It’s a lovely collaboration and collage of silly jokes depicted in vintage poster art format, original art, retro art, and hand-rendered design. And if there are two things Anderson Design Group’s Founder and Creative Director Joel Anderson likes, it’s nature/wilderness and dad jokes. So if you’re looking for more dad joke ideas, be sure to check out the Nature Conservancy’s resource for nature and wildlife-themed Dad Jokes.

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About the Frames

No print is complete without a stunning frame to complement it. We offer three different frame styles: Simple, Standard, and Deluxe, courtesy of our friends and neighbors at Belle Meade Framers. See below for features and measurements.

  • Simple Frames img
    • 1.25" flat wood-grain molding
    • Available in mocha brown, warm gray, and black
    • Ships ready-to-hang with attached metal wire and a wall hanger accessory
    • No mat is included, just the frame and your fantastic poster choice
    • 11x14" print—total frame size is 13x16"
    • 18x24" print—total frame size is 20x26"
    • 24x32" print—total frame size is 26x34"
  • Standard Frames img
    • 1.25" flat wood-grain molding
    • Available in mocha brown, warm gray, and black
    • Ships ready-to-hang with attached metal wire and a wall hanger accessory
    • Includes a classy cream-colored mat
    • 11x14" print—total frame size is 18x22"
    • 18x24" print—total frame size is 26x32"
    • 24x32" print—total frame size is 32x40"
  • Deluxe Frames img
    • 2" flat wood-grain molding
    • Available in mocha brown, warm gray, and black
    • Ships ready-to-hang with attached metal wire and a wall hanger accessory
    • Includes a supreme combination of cream and mocha-colored mat layers
    • 11x14" print—total frame size is 20x24"
    • 18x24" print—total frame size is 28x34"
    • 24x32" print—total frame size is 34x42"